Children say some of the strangest, (but funny) things. Sometimes they spew out the greatest common sense that ever existed!
Mommy: "Mommy's eye is all red."
Saturday: "You need a shot in your eye."
Mommy: "Can I just put some drops in it?"
Saturday: "Yes, first you have to put in one eye drop, then eat 4 cookies, and then go poop 2 times and your eye will feel all better!"
Mommy: "Sounds good."
Saturday: "Mommy, you should not eat poop. It tastes yucky and it will make you very sick. Don't ever, ever eat poopy!
Mommy: "Okay, okay! Thank you. I won't eat poop!"
Mommy: "Okay, okay! Thank you. I won't eat poop!"
Saturday: "Good job Mommy."
So unless you are one of those parents who feels this is the way to handle gross things...
here are a few books for the scientist who is much too curious about poo and other seemingly disgusting things...
For the kid who always knows what to do:
What is the funniest thing a child you know has concluded about bodily function(s)? Any funny (and obviously sincere/innocent) "know it all" situations? Tell me your favorites.
