Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Woeful Workshop Wednesday: Expert Addiction

This sounds much better if you give us all  foreign accents!

Googly Eyes: Who goes there?

Stranger One: "Who?"

Stranger Two: "Lady Knows A Lot."

Saturday: "Knows a lot about what?" Can't be having competition on my corner of the block!"

Googly Eyes: "Says who?"

Saturday: "Says I!"

Googly Eyes: "Oh stuff it! Expertness is excellence in a royal robe--the stuff authors need oodles of."

Saturday: Oh, jibbity ibbity! Pirates and Plato! Socrates is laughing now. Nonsense. Anybody can look it up in a book  nowadays. What else do we have dictionaries and reference books for? Googling?

Googly Eyes: "Oh that's just to pass the time and procrastinate." We authors have oodles of that too--time, all of it relative. Ask Einstein. Another expert!

Saturday: "Oh cuttlefish!" Spit it out already. We're all waiting for another fabulous list of yours--lots of time and all!"

Googly Eyes: Oh all right, since you won't be googling it. Fancy a list? Okay, really only just number one, for now."

Numero Uno!

Oodles of medical mania. Take a number. Get in line. No really, she's kind!

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Pop back later for numero nueve!

Or...beat me to numero nueve, by adding to the list with your comments.

Does too much Googling lead to goodly eyes? Let's find out.

1 comment:

  1. I google/ yahoo all the info I ever need. I honestly don't know how I got along without it!


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